The Heaps Married Method

Ingredients: Two loved up legends. One clued up, creative celebrant. A sprinkle of sentimentality and a whole lotta laughs. Fuss and cheese free.

1. The Lurk of Love

Take a quiz at my socials to see if you like the cut of my jib, then slide into my inbox to see if I’m available.

2. Getting To Know You

We can have an initial phone/video chat to see if we all gel before locking things down. Am I The One? Yay! I’ll request some ID from you to get the legal documents rolling. We’ll meet in person to kick off the paperwork and wax lyrical about life, love and what series you’re binge-watching.

3. Write Here, Write Now

I’ll send both of you a hoot of a questionnaire that will help me get the juicy stuff to write your beautifully bespoke ceremony. I’ll also pop my ‘Heaps Married Handbook’ into your hot little hands, which includes tips on writing your own personal vows if you’re giving that a whirl.

4. The Final Countdown

A week or so out we’ll meet IRL to hash out the nitty-gritty ceremony details, sign some more bits of paper, bust any nerves and squeal with excitement. We can do a full rehearsal where it’s all going to go down depending on availability and if we feel like we need it.

5. Showtime!

On the big day I’ll arrive bright and early with my bangin’ PA system and set the scene for what may be the most memorable, ecstatic 20-30mins of your dang life! There’ll be heaps of happy tears, heaps of belly laughs, and you’ll end it all heaps married.

6. Signed, Sealed, Delivered

While you bask in your post-wedding glow, I’ll lodge all the bits and bobs to the legal eagles and give you the lowdown on the name change process if you’re switching up your surname.