Ceremonies that are heaps you.

A newlywed couple walking down the aisle during their outdoor wedding celebration, with guests throwing flower petals in the air amidst tall trees and bright sunlight.

Heaps Married Whole Shebang

  • Includes:

    • Initial meeting to fill out paperwork and discuss ceremony ideas.

    • As many phone calls, emails, pep talks and backrubs you need in the lead up to the ceremony as your excited hearts need!

    • All the legal love stuff taken care of. I’ll be in charge of the completion and lodgement of all necessary documentation to get you officially recognised as one hotly hitched couple.

    • Ceremony construction – a perfectly personalised and tailored tale, celebrating all that is weird and wonderful about the two of you.

    • Vow writing guide and help on hand if you’d like a personal Editor.

    • Optional rehearsal/in-person catch-up before the big day to cover the finer ceremony details and logistics.

    • Ceremony delivery on the day. Includes me being your personal hype girl and getting the vibes right with your nearest and dearest to kick off the best damn day of your lives with a heart-bursting bang.

    • Commemorative Marriage Certificate.

    • Keepsake vow cards + ceremony script.

    • Use of my shmicko wireless battery operated PA. Can play your tunes through it too.

  • From $1700 weekdays, $2000 weekends

A bride with a bouquet of white flowers signs a document with a man in a black suit during an outdoor wedding ceremony.

Heaps Low-key Legals

  • Just call me Elvis. You bring yourselves and two witnesses. I’ll wave my magic marriage wand and alakazam – you’re heaps hitched, with no fuss.

    Also works if you’re getting a mate to conduct the ceremony and just need me for my witchy legal love powers.

    Includes:

    • All legal documentation completed and lodged

    • Commemorative Marriage Certificate.

    • Ceremony containing legal elements only (approx. 2 minute delivery).

    • Travel to and from ceremony, within 50km of Newcastle. Anything further out may incur an extra fee.

  • From $550 weekdays, $650 weekends

A beach wedding ceremony with a couple standing on a rug, holding hands, facing an officiant. The officiant is a woman in a pink and white dress, holding a microphone. The bride wears a white lace dress and a bouquet, while the groom wears a light-colored suit and a hat. Several guests are present, with the ocean, rocks, and a cloudy sky in the background, and decorative floral arrangements surround the ceremony area.

Heaps Heartfelt Elopement

  • A small gathering with big heart. Think: twenty guests, your favourite beach, and vows so moving even the seagulls gush.

  • From $700-$1400

Em and Mike

“Al was the party starting cocktail of the best night of our lives.

Highly recommend!”